Jokes N' Comics - let's have some fun!

Teacher:	Are you good at math ?
:	Yes and no
Teacher:	What do you mean ?
:	Yes, I'm no good at math !

Teacher:	If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?
:	That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !

Teacher:	Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?
Class	At once !

Cigarette:		A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other. not ya of course ;)
Smile:		A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:		A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.:		A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Optimist:		A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Father:		A banker provided by nature.
Doctor:		A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

SHOPPING MATH		A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. Uh.. may be!!!
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE		A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
HAPPINESS		To be happy with a man, you must understand him alot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lotand not try to understand her at all.
		WHAT!!! NO! I demur, I won't continue these jokes, I forgot that I'm a lady!!???

Customer:	I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.
Repairman:	What did you clean it with?
Customer:	Soap and water.
Repairman:	Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water?
Customer:	Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer!

::: Computer Jokes :::

: There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"

~ Do you Know that The Blood type of Computer Engineers is HP ~

Did you hear about the best processor for your computer? try it's great one as you can see!!

:What 2000 in Windows 2000 means
1. The 2000 stands for average CPH : Crash Per Hour.
2. The number of days until Gates tries to sell you a newer OS.
3. The required number of megabytes of RAM to run at useable speed.
4. The number of floppies it will ship in.
5. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
6. The number of pages in the EASY-INSTALL version of the manual.
7. The number of minutes to install.
8. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
9. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
10. The number of MHz required for the OS to run.
11. The year it was due to ship."

Oopsss!!

Yummy ;-P

it's the new Microsoft keyboard 'keys' for the year 2004 did you try it?! Awful!!